Archive for August, 2009

29
Aug
09

gypsy ?

some1 told me..ur blog aint contain anything related to gypsy.

the thing is havent got much time for being gypsy these days..restriction, money crisis and study overload is eating me up !!

And i m too lazy to write about my past gypsy experience + havent really clicked any pics either..

but very soon there will be gypsy stuff

27
Aug
09

riders on the storm

27
Aug
09

why ?


I recently dragged myself into organizing college fresher party. That’d be the worse thing to do in MY college and that too in Civil department. The department which is notorious for GUNDAs. All big punks of my college belongs to Civil department only. Those people are have been detained for couple of times..always come to college for romeogiri and bhaigiri. They always looking for a little chance to fight with some-one. Just a little spark and you see a wildfire, they’d come with sticks, bats, base, stumps and what not. Last year when i was a freshman, same thing happened..and did see the Fight !! i was there at 10 feet distance. I saw how brutally they were hitting each other for NO such big reason !! 4 of them were sent to jail !!

So this time the same thing have happened. Those punks are asking for 15 free passes and I’m not at all willing to give it to them..15 passes means 3,000 bucks..no way !! But gladly i have the biggest support with me..so those punks won’t be able to harm me much..but still the fear is still inside !

lets see what happenes..

27
Aug
09

metal genre classification

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f*cks her.

* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f*cks the princess.

* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.

* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her.Then he f*cks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…

* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell’s eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to “thank” the protagonist he replies, “sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage.”

* BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

* EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

* GRUNGE The protagonist doesn’t get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won’t go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha’s due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNK The dragon can’t eat the protagonist because he can’t catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won’t f*ck him either, because he likes ska.

* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

24
Aug
09

Burzum – Filosofem

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Dunkelheit – 7:05
Jesus’ tod – 8:39
Erblicket die Töchter des Firmaments – 7:53
Gebrechlichkeit I – 7:53
Rundgang um die transzendentale Säule der Singularität – 25:11
Gebrechlichkeit II – 7:53

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21
Aug
09

Lemmy the movie

Long awaited documentary is about to release. This BADASS, yess Lemmy Kilmister is going to be seen in film.

yess, he is the same 49% son of a bitch and 51% motherfucker Ian Fraser Kilmister. The legend, the God. Too much of praising, but hell yea..he definitely deserves it. Its been fucking 30 miserable years and still they are young. they keep providing great music.

Once i watched a video of Lemmy and he was asked “how do you feel like being at number one ?” Lemmy replied..”we are not at number one..we like to be at number TWO..because number one is the place that certainly can be stolen from you but not the number two.”

Lemmy is an awesome personality. One of my internet pal..AListair have met Lemmy 3ce..the first time when there was no motorhead and lemmy used to play in pubs !! :O

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as he said “I have met a few of my musical heros over the years and have nearly always been disappointed, I think it’s because they are performers and when they are not performing, they are just like anyone else.

Lemmy, however, is the exception. What you see is what you get.

Funnily enough, the second time I met Lemmy was in about December 1983, just after he had sacked Brian Robertson from the band. I was in Dingwalls in London, having a drink with a friend, and I said “Oh,look, there’s Lemmy. Let’s go and talk to him”. He was on his own and always up for a laugh. He said Robbo was a ****, great guitarist, but a ****.”

I’m gonna see it as soon as its possible..also his autobiography “white line fever“..i’ve already told my brother to buy one for me from uk..

so, this is it..i’m a proud MOTORHEADBANGER

\m/

21
Aug
09

First ever metal lyric i wrote


Aquamarine bubble of cyanide smoke
Dead bodies floating in forever peace
Bones gets together and follow the reaper
Heading to the dark to have the death kiss

Raining tears of sorrow from crimson sky
Last rites being read to the holy waters
Open up the red diamond eyes
Burned out the ground with cannonballs

Sparkling rubies carved into mighty sword
Surrounded by unholy smoke from broken throne
To enslave the army of bones over living
Restore them before the day of salvation
To conquer the horny devil’s prophecy




yeah, that’s me

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