17
Jan
11

just for laugh

Superman was bored after all the crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called up batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman : Robin is sick, so I have to look after him.

A little disappointed superman called spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers.

Spiderman : I have a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort superman flew over to Wonderwoman’s house to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw her naked on the bed with legs open.

Superman thought to himself : “I’m faster than a bullet, I could be in there, have sex and be out again before she knew what was happening.”

So Superman did his super thingy in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile in the bed, wonderwoman said: “Did you hear something?”

“NO” said the invisible man, but my ass hurts like hell ! “

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A girl enters a bar and sees a cute guy.

Girl: Hey, what are you drinking?

Guy: It’s a “magic beer”.

Girl: What magic does it have?

Guy: Wanna see?

Guy jumps out of the window, flies in the air, climbs a couple of skyscrappers and jumps back in.

Girl(amazed): I can’t believe it. I must have this drink, too.

Guy to bartender: Give thie lady what I’m having.

Girl drinks the beer, jumps out of the window, falls from 4th floor and dies.

Bartender: You know what Superman? You’re an asshole when you’re drunk!!

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